That's right, I need you to introduce yourselves if we're going to be working together. Don't be coy about it either!
Who are you?
- Message
Coy? ...what does fish have to do with any of this? I swear, you are SO weird sometimes, Carmen.
Uh, hey everybody. Name's Sarah Nade, part time thief of really big shiny things, full time rocker and partier. I guess you can say I've been with the company a while so if you need anyone to talk to I guess that means I'll be around. You might need to talk a little loud though, I kinda wear headphones when I'm bored and I'm not going to hear you over Souxie Soux if you don't have pipes if you know what I mean.
Speaking of which, I'm Ryan Callahan, RC to my friends and master of Grand Thief Auto. T-The actual taking of cars, not the video game. But not only cars but jets, helicopters, bi-planes, trains... scooters... Eh, might leave that one out though. I'm a bit new to the place though but I'm not going to be a burden on any of the team that's been here longer then I have. You will probably find me either testing out some of my "stolen property" or in the VILE's hanger working on our getaway vehicles.
Also... Carmen, I thought you had black hair and wore a little orange in your outfit? At least that was what the rumors were back in the mid 90's.
Hmm I suppose it would be beneficial to inform you I have substantial knowledge in stealth and general infiltration, there is very few places I haven't been and the rest I will get around to, as soon as a prize that interests me becomes available.
I do not acquire items for personal glory I just believe I am a better owner than it's current one. As for my personal preference in items that will become apparent in due course.
If you need me, make sure you contact me on a secure channel.
~ Phantom.
Sharp and shiny? Chances are I've used it, I don't like guns, and a hand to hand combat fighter. Explosive enthusiast and I'm always loving a good fight. A bit of a modern ninja I guess. Usually you'll find me in some random high place or training. If I'm sleeping waking me unless it's an emergency can be lethal. My name is Dragon for a reason.
Other then that, I don't think I have much else to say eh?
Dragon
Er, I'm the great- well, no I'm not. I'm the one that gets your coffee, parks your limo, fixes the company grappling hooks, ect. If there's a pontoon to inflate, that's me doing it. If there are doughnuts to be had, I'm getting them. Don't get me wrong. I do my jobs well, I should hope. I've been in camp for fifteen years. Fifteen? Serious? Crike.
-inches away from Ken's scanner, whistling nonchalantly-
I've been serving Carmen in the background now for quite a number of years and would rather like to remain unknown, but sometimes coming forward cannot be helped... like when a extraterrestrial alarm goes off and you find yourself trying very hard to not use a high-powered tazer to fry the innocent little machine or it's owner.
I'll do whatever it takes to get things done and often I find myself networking with various mafias to gather information on VILE's behalf - a simple enough skill which is slowly becoming my specialty. My various odd jobs usually have something to do with this.
Actually, that's about all you need to know about me.
Until next time, dears.
Salutations to my kindred comrades. To this august assemblage I shall contribute my aptitude for magic and mystery, deception and disguises, illusions and illustrious illegality. Collectively composed by Carmen’s indomitable intellect, I hope I shall enjoy our symphony of cosmic chaotic cacophony.






