Narrator: The story you are about to see is fictional.

 

 

Narrator: The crimes are made up, but the characters are real.

 

[Jenny (w/Oliver on her shoulder, Dodger on a leash) enter the airport and drops of her baggage]

 

Jenny: [narrates]: It was Monday morning, 8:30am and Indianapolis International Airport was jammed pack like crazy. Everyone who attended the Super Bowl are heading back home after almost 48 hours of non-stop action. I was very exhausted of what happened last night. My voice was nearly all gone after me and my pets watch the Super Bowl at Lucas Oil Stadium.  The NFC Champions the New York Football Giants play against the AFC Champion New England Patriots. ACME predicts the Giants gonna win the Super Bowl. The last play of the game my heart was pounding on the final moment. But of course, Super Bowl XLVI was an experience I will never forget. I was working the day watch out of ACME Crime Net. My partners and best friends are Oliver and Dodger. The captain is Greg Lee. My name is Foxworth. I am a singer.

 

(A montage of all the events done by the three are shown)

 

Jenny: We arrived in Indianapolis from JFK Airport Friday in the middle of the night. We stayed at the Staybridge Suites near Lucas Oil Stadium. It is the cheapest hotel  that allows my pets at $350/night. The total was $700. After we got settled into the hotel, we went straight to bed. I left my other pets with Winston. He told me that Rockapella is visiting my house to watch the game with my other pets.  My house can hold up to 20 people as per fire marshall regulations.

 

We woke up Saturday morning at 10:30am just in time for a hot breakfast buffet. This was technically brunch for us. Oliver couldn’t eat any of the breakfast items, so I packed up cat food. Dodger had three sausage links to go with his food. I ate only French toast, a muffin, hash browns, some juice and coffee.

 

After brunch, we dressed up in our Giants jerseys. I ordered custom numbered jerseys along with our names on the back. I was number 79, Dodger was 49, and Oliver was 88. Oliver’s number is a reference to the year I got Oliver.

 

We explored downtown Indianapolis for the first four hours of the day. We saw where the RCA Dome was, the Indianapolis Motor Speedway, and we saw Scott Leonard's old house. We went their via public transportation.

 

 

Jenny: [narrates]: We then head to Super Bowl Village where they were over 1000 events going on for the Super Bowl party. We decided to go in order from left to right as shown on this map. I started by taking for a thrilling ride on a 96’ tall and 800’ long zip line. This was an experience I have never done in a long time! I managed to zip down perfectly without any injury.

 

We then explored Tailgate town where we saw lots of Giants and Patriots fans tailgating for the big game. Some of them have pets with them. Dodger never went hysterical when he saw pets.

 

We then saw lots of ice sculptures of the NFL shied, a football, and even the Super Bowl. I warned Dodger not to lick the sculptures. He followed the rules perfectly. I even touched all of them and they were very very cold!

 

The NFL Experience was an experience I will never forget. This was the first time I ever experience the NFL like never before. It is a combination of interactive attractions and special events. Such as calling the play-by-play of a famous event or game. I called the Tampa Toe-chdown play when the Steelers won Super Bowl XLIII. I did the YMCA for a touchdown celebration, and I throw a football at a target for similar to NFL training camp. I got autographed photos of three famous players Barry Sanders, Steve Young, and Dan Fouts.

 

We then went to the Pepsi Stage for some entertainment. Oliver and Dodger got the the beat and thinks it's a street savior-fare. Especially myself.

 

We went back to the hotel and had dinner at the hotel’s outdoor BBQ. It was totally jammed pack because of the Super Bowl, I waited until 9:30pm to eat something. My stomach was running on empty, even Oliver and Dodge’s. By the time, I was ready to be served. I had a relief. Me and Dodger had chicken wings and drumsticks topped off with BBQ sauce. Oliver had his usual cat food.

 

After I ate, I didn’t have time to do laundry or even go swimming. So, I went back to my room and watch a replay of the NFL Honors and the announcement of the class of 2012 Pro-Football Hall of Fame on NFL Network.

 

We woke up at 11am the next morning, had a light breakfast. Then, It’s time for met to get into shape for the big game.  While we are doing laundry, I went swimming at the indoor heated pool. I swam all the way in less than 15 seconds. ACME thinks I am the fasted female swimmer of all time at 32 years old. At the laundry room, Dodger knows how to put clothes into the dryer without any form of assistance. Oliver deposited the quarters into the slot. My dogs think they will be able to do the laundry without myself. After I swam for an hour, I relaxed in the whirlpool dreaming about my dogs, the singers, and the Giants. 20 minutes later, Dodger dove into the whirlpool by surprise and shouted.

 

Dodger: Oh, Jen. Laundry's done!

 

Jenny: Thank you, Dodge. Let’s get those, pronto! (narrates) After we got our laundry, we got dressed up back in our Jerseys and ready to head over to L.O.S. Lucas Oil Stadium.

 

 

Jenny: (narrates): In New York, all the other singers were making preparations for the big game.

 

(At Hotel Hilton, Digipella, Pokepella, the Chipmunks, Chipettes, and their female friends gather around preparing for the game. The female singers are in cheerleading outfits, and the male singers are wearing jerseys)

 

Kari's voice: Ready?!

All female singers: OKAY!

HEY! HEY! HERE WE GO!

NEW YORK...

GIANTS!
Hey! Hey! Here we go!

New York...

Giants!

Mimi: Who's gonna win the Super Bowl?

All female singers: NEW YORK....

GIANTS!

Brittany: Who's the best QB in town?

All female singers: ELI...

MANNING!

 

We're the NY Giants, and we're gonna score.
Brady and the Pats just don't know what we've got in store.
See the New York Giants SUPER BOUND!
SUPER BOUND!!
G-I-A-N-T-S!
G-I-A-N-T-S!
New York!
New York!
Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew...
YORK!

(Cheers and Applause)

 

Ash: Wow! You girls rock the house!

Pikachu: Pikachu!

 

Alvin: Brittany, I believe you have the loudest voice for a cheerleader.

 

Brittany: We have never done cheerleading in ages!

 

Cilian: We sounded awesome! Are we gonna beat the Pats tonight?

All female singers: YEAH!

Marsha: My bet is on Eli Manning.

Bambi: ACME predicts the Giants are gonna win!

 

All singers: YEAH!!

 

(In Duelapella's home, all the female singers practice their cheer)

 

Girls of Duelapella: G-O

Let's go Giants!

G-O

Let's go!

G-O
Let's go Giants!

G-O

Let's go!

 

Yugi: The Giants are gonna win the Super Bowl!

 

Duelapella: YEAH!

Tea: Cody got his junior Giants jersey on. His number...00!

Joey: His number is perfect for him!

Tristan: Amazing! Eli is gonna rock the house!

 

Yugi: L.O.S is gonna be sold out. I even got a text message from Jenny. She said that the stadium was jammed pack in less than an hour before kickoff! She even told me that a person near her in line got scammed by a scalper. He bought phony tickets.

Serenity: He got what!?

 

Joey: Fake tickets!?

 

Tea: He bought the tickets, $1,500 a piece, got into the game, and then the ticket takers pulled him back and told him "These are fake tickets." How does he know? There were copies of real tickets. He spent $10,000 on those tickets and then they pulled him out of the game.

 

Rebecca: He got zonked?

 

Tea: Yes, by a person who got scalped.

 

Duke: There is no way you can get tickets by fake ticket agents. The tickets could be fictional.

 

Yugi: Lucky for Jenn, she bought the tickets at Ticketmaster at $1,000. The tickets are real. She got in with no problems at all.

 

Tea: Good news for the scalpers, they were arrested for scamming.

 

Duke: Get the tickets from Ticketmaster. Not from no one else!

 

(In a football field style- basement of Marian's home [now in the Bronx], Skippy, Marian, and Kluck (in football jerseys, Sis is in a cheerleading outfit) play football)

 

Kluck: Red 82.  Blue 77. Hike!

 

(She tosses the ball to Skippy who runs down the floor all the way to the HDTV)

(Marian raises both arms)

 

Marian: TOUCHDOWN!

 

Skippy: YAAAA-HOO!

 

(He does the Lambeau Leap on Alan who knocks him down)

Alan: WHOA!

 

(WHISTLE!)

 

(Sis throws a penalty marker down)

Sis: Unsportsmanlike Conduct. Offense. Illegal End Zone Celebration. That 15-yard penalty will be assesed on the kickoff.

 

Marian: Ummm, Sis. Skip did a Lambeau Leap. That's a legal end zone celebration.

 

Sis: Oh, I didn't know the leap is a legal end zone celebration. 

 

Alan: He leaped onto me. I moved my lute so that it won't broke off.

 

Skippy: But I didn't broke it.

 

Alan: That's a good thing I move it so that you can do an end zone celebration on me.

 

Kluck: It's okay, Alan. Especially, he never tackled me.

 

Marian: Anyway, we are predicting the Giants are gonna win the Super Bowl.

 

Sis: Right. Because I like Eli Manning.

Alan: So do I, Robin and Little John are predicting the Patriots are winning.

 

Marian: I hope they loose. I want the Giants to win.

 

Kluck: Papa John's is gonna be here any minute now.

 

Marian: Let's get the table set.

 

(At Jenny's house, Rockapella arrives and Winston (64 years old), opens the door)

Winston: Hello, boys.

Rockapella: Hiya, Winston.

Scott: Jenny's having fun in Indianapolis?

Winston: She certainly is. She will be back tomorrow no matter who wins the Super Bowl. Tito, Georgette, Francis, Eny, and Rita are in the Living room waiting for you.

(Rockapella enters the Living Room where the dogs await [all wearing Giants jerseys])

Tito: By George, it's Rockapella!

Sean: Hello, fellas!

(The dogs embrace)

Georgette: Hiya, guys. Ready to cheer?

Steven: Yes we are. We gonna bet Eli Manning is gonna get his 2nd MVP.

Francis: Yep. Eli won an MVP, his bro won an MVP. It would be nice of he wins another MVP.

Rita: I hope so, Francis.

Scott: Did Jenny made those jerseys?

Einstein: Nope. Jenny bought dog sized jerseys at NFLShop.com We want to show our Giants spirit.

Georgette: Let's hope we get our butts kicked and give the Giants another Lombardi trophy.

Tito: Hey, Frankie man are we gonna beat the Giants.

(Francis growls and tosses Tito out of the room)

Francis: IT'S FRANCIS YOU RODENT!

Barry: Guess Tito gets a little excited here and there.

John: Hey Winston, didn't you order Papa John's pizza?

Winston: 2 Pizzas for $20 and two 2 liter Pepsi Maxes.

Scott: Just a cheese pizza. Most members are vegetarian.



Jenny: [narrates]: I tell you, the pre-game show was amazing. Kelly Clarkson's performance of the National Anthem was beautiful compared to last year's Super Bowl National Anthem. I loved Kelly Clarkson's voice. The coin toss was done by referee John Parry instead of Hall of Fame inductee Curtis "My Favorite" Martin. I thought, why did the ref toss the coin instead of an inductee in the Super Bowl. The Patriots won the toss and deferred till the second half.

I was sitting near the north goal so I can see Madonna at the Halftime show. During the first quarter of the game, the Giants were in field goal range by Manning was sacked twice forcing them a 3-and-out. Patriot ball, Tom Brady attempted a play action pass, but a heavy rush from defensive lineman Justin Tuck forced him to hurl the ball deep down the middle of the field, with no receiver anywhere near it. As a result....

John P.: Intentional Grounding, Offense, #12. That play results in a safety.

Jenny: (narrates): I saw a relief that the Giants awarded two points for a safety. But later, the Giants took it 78 yards in nine plays for the touchdown courtesy of a Manning pass to Victor Cruz. 9-0 Giants. In the second quarter, Brady struck back on the Patriots ensuing drive, hitting BenJarvus Green-Ellis for 7 yards, Deion Branch for 15, and Wes Welker for 19, moving the ball to the Giants 31-yard line. However, the drived ended at the 11 where Stephen Gostkowski kicked a field goal to put the Pats on the board. On their next possesion, Tom Brady was up for the challenge. He threw perfect passes on every pass play. He threw 8 competions for 71 yards for the touchdown. The Patriots would take the lead and head to the locker room 10-9. I thought for myself, is Tom Brady the next Tim "Tebow Supremo"?

The Halftime show was awsome for Madonna. She performed Vouge, Music, Like a Prayer, and her new single Give Me All Your Luvin'. Madonna sounded like she's in her 30s despite she's 53. Her dance moves were awesome. I thought she's gonna perform Like a Virgin, or Material Girl. She is really a Material Girl. Oliver and I really danced to the music, even Dodger.

In the third quarter, New England took the second half kickoff and started out strong. First, Brady completed a 21-yard pass to Chad Ochocinco. Then two rushes by Green-Ellis gained 25 yards to the New York 33-yard line. Eventually, Brady finished the 8-play, 79-yard drive with a 12-yard scoring pass to tight end Aaron Hernandez, increasing New England's lead to 17-9. The Giants trail by 12.

The Giants were able to drive the ball to the Patriot 20 getting a field goal by Tynes, cutting the lead to 17-12. We trail by a touchdown.

...

Good Work, Jonathan Mann here's what i did on Super Bowl Sunday

Jay (narrates): It was Yesterday, The Patriots are Playing the Giants in Super Bowl XLVI, The Giants are ready to return the ball for the kickoff after the Coin Toss from John "not related to the host of Sale of the Century" because his name is Jim" Perry, as the kickoff is starting when i still logging to varsity.com's coverage of the National Drill Team Championships* in my house as we prepare for kickoff.
*National Drill Team Championships appears in my universe, in the real world we call it the National Dance Team Championships both sanctioned by the Universal Dance Association.

(But when Kickoff Begins)

Jay: I'm Ready for the Return

(Jay Presses the Play Button on Crown Point HS High Kick Routine in the 2012 NDTC)

Jay (narrating): and so the Song Holding out for a Hero originally By Bonnie Tyler as Sung by the Girls of the CPHS Pom Squad of Crown Point, IN but later on something never stopped us now later on as we here Tiara's singing voice when Manning is doing the QB for the Giants

(The Lindbergh HS Flyerettes sing to Don't Stop Me Now by Queen while i play the role as Eli Manning while watching Super Bowl XLVI)

Tiara Fry: I'm burning through the skies Yeah!
Two hundred degrees
That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit
I'm trav'ling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic woman out of you

Rest of the Flyerettes: Don't stop me don't stop me don't stop me
Tiara: Hey hey hey!
Flyerettes: Don't stop me don't stop me
Tiara: Ooh ooh ooh (I like it)
Flyerettes: Don't stop me have a good time good time
Don't stop me don't stop me
Ooh ooh Alright
Tiara: I'm burning through the skies Yeah!
Two hundred degrees
That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit
I'm trav'ling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic woman of you

Flyerettes: Don't stop me now I'm having such a good time
I'm having a ball don't stop me now
If you wanna have a good time
Just give me a call
Don't stop me now ('Cause I'm having a good time)
Don't stop me now (Yes I'm having a good time)
I don't wanna stop at all

And So with the end of the first half it is 10-9 before i took a shower, but how would the second half went?

...

Jenny: [narrates]: On the last possession of the third quarter, the Giants began in Patriot territory. A twelve yard reception by Bear Pascoe to the nine yard line. On 3rd down, Manning was sacked by Rob Ninkovic forcing the Giants another Tynes field goal to cut the lead to 2. The only ways the Giants can take the lead is a field goal or a touchdown. During the second play of the fourth quarter, Brady threw an interception by Chase Blackburn and the drive began at the New York 8 Yard line. However, three-and-outs for the next two drives will lead into here and two timeouts taken by the Giants.

From the 12 yard line with 3:46 to go, and one time out remaining. Manning completed a deep pass to Mario Manningham for a gain of 38 to the NFL Shield. But was his feet inbounds? Coach Bill Belichick of the Patriots challenged the catch. I saw the replays on my iPhone and the jumbotron for clearable evidence. I say it's a catch.

John P.: After review, the ruling on the field was confirmed. It is a catch. The reciever was inbounds after he got the ball. First down. New England is charged with their first time out.

Jenny: (narrates): In the NFL, you are only allowed two challenges per game. If you loose the challenge, it will cost you a timeout. If the challenge is successful, you do not loose a time out. If both challenges are won, you get a third challenge. During the 2-Minute Warning, Overtime, any scoring play, an Pro-Bowl all replays are conducted from the booth. Back to the game, Manning threw three more commpletions to Manningham and Hakeem Nicks to the Patriots 18-yard line at the two minute warning. Two plays later, New England calls their second time out with less than a minute to go after Amad Bradshaw's 1-yard run 2nd and Goal on the 6-yard line.

The only way the Giants could win this game is that Manning would take a knee during the next two possesions and hope that the Patriots would not call a time out. So that Lawrence Tynes would kick the game winning field goal to win the Super Bowl. Al Michaels and Cris Collinsworth predict this.  However, Bradshaw attempted to pull up to the end zone and stop on the one yard line. But he falls across the goal line giving a 21-17 lead and a New England timeout. A two-point conversion would be needed to lead by 6 hoping the Patriots score a touchdown and miss the extra point. The Giants failed the two point conversion with only 58 seconds left in the game.

Now it all comes down to this, the Patriots only need a touchdown to win. A field goal would not be enough. I dialed all of the singers through my iPhone...

(She dials all the singers through her iPhone)

Jenny: Singers, this is Jenny. Our hearts are pounding seriously. This is very serious. The Patriots are one touchdown away from the Lombardi Trophy. If they score, they win. We have to stop them!

(At Hotel Hilton)

Alvin: I can't watch! I can't watch!

(He runs into Bambi's arms)

Bambi: We hope we stop them!

(At Jenny's)

(Tito is being frieghtned)

Tito: AAAAAAAAH! The Patriots are have the ball. I am too scared! I AM TOO SCARED!

(In split screen mode, all the singers watch the game)

(Back at LOS)

 

Jenny: (narrates): Indeed, my pets are too scared to watch this moment. Tom Brady threw a completion to the 43 yard line. Brady had to stop the clock because the Patriots are out of time outs.

 

Cris Collinsworth: You would have to take your Hail Mary from a little closer. This is a long throw. Brady has a long arm.

 

Jenny: (narrates): Brady's arm could be longer than anyone.

 

Al Michaels: Brady, flag is down on the play. The Giants have too many men on the field and the pass is incomplete. That takes them down to nine seconds.

 

John P.: 12 Men, Defense, 5 yard penalty, replay 2nd down.

 

Al: More important, it took so much time your down to nine seconds.

 

Cris: You are now closer to mid field. If you are Tom Brady you would have to scramble around and find a little time and set it up down the field. You would have a chance at two hail marys.

 

Al: Brady to the outside of branch and Branch is out of bounds.

 

(Back in New York (divided into five screens), all the singers' hearts were pounding and frieighting)

Tito: Oh, boy! I can't watch! I can't watch!

 

Alvin: I CAN'T WATCH! It's gonna be a Hail Mary!

 

(Cody cries)

 

Tea: Cody! I think you are scared of this!

 

Yugi: Take him to his room quick!

 

(Tea takes Cody to his room)

Sean: Oh, no! This is gonna be a long Hail Mary throw!

 

Scott: Yes! The dogs are scared.

 

Winston: Come on defense. Block that pass! BLOCK THAT PASS!

 

Syrus: I can't see! I can't see!

Blair: Block that pass!

 

Jenny: (narrates): It all comes down to this....five seconds to go in the game. Ron Groudkowski in just in for the jump ball in Hail Mary. If the pass is caught, the Patriots win. If it's incomplete, the Giants win. My heart was pounding. All the singers were pounding facing this moment....

 

Al: Brady, barring a defensive foul....

 

(Tom throws the ball 49 yards to the end zone in slow motion...)

 

Al: The game ends HERE--To the end zone! Herendez is there!

 

(The ball gets tipped away)

 

Al: Batted in, Congowski can't get it in! INCOMPLETE!!

 

Jenny: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

 

Dodger and Oliver: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

 

(They dance around in their seats)

 

(WILD WILD roars and cheers)

 

Al: And the New York Giants given the last rites are the Super Bowl Champs!

 

(Confetti falls all over the stadium, Dodger, Oliver, and Jenny hug)

 

(At Marian's house reacting that same moment, Skippy, Sis, Marian, and Kluck all hold hands each other)

 

Al: Brady, barring a defensive foul....

 

(Tom throws the ball 49 yards to the end zone in slow motion...)

 

Marian, Kluck, Skippy, and Sis: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAA.......!!!

 

(The ball gets tipped away)

 

Al: INCOMPLETE!!

 

(They all jump up and down and celebrate, Sis does a victory somersault and hugs her brother. Marian and Kluck hug each other)

 

(At Hotel Hilton...)

 

All female singers: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

 

Al: INCOMPLETE!!

Digipella, Pokepella, Heather, Olivia, Bambi, Marsha, Chipmunks and Chipettes: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

 

(The girls do a victory celebration dance)

 

Alvin: WE WON THE SUPER BOWL!!!

 

(The Duelapellas all celebrate by doing victory dances. Blair runs with a jug of water and drenches Jaden)

 

Jaden: YEAAAAH! Thanks for the Gatorade bath! WE WON THE SUPER BOWL!

 

(At the original Duelapella's house, Tea runs up to Cody's room)

 

Tea: Cody, THE GIANTS HAVE WON THE SUPER BOWL!

 

(She picks up Cody and dances with him)

 

Tea: YEAH! CODY! YEAH! YEAH!

 

(At Jenny's house. Rockapella counts down the final five seconds)

 

Rockapella: 5....4....3....2....OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!

 

Al: INCOMPLETE!!

 

(Rockapella and the dogs of Oliverapella does their longer fanfare [only much longer than ever!])

 

Tito: Is the pass incomplete!?

 

Georgette: YES!

Tito: YEAH! The GIANTS have won the Super Bowl!

 

Francis: YEAH!

 

Jenny: (narrates): Everyone at ACME Crime Net went Bananas! It seems like ACME Crime Net has turned into a ticket tape parade. After I watched the Vince Lombardi Trophy presentation, Eli Manning was named the Most Valuable Player. Eli Manning has gotten himself a 2012 Chevy Corvette. A Super Bowl dream is always a dream come true. And for the first time in four years, Eli screams my favorite phrase....

 

Eli: I'M GOING TO DISNEY WORLD!!!

 

(Back to the present)

 

Jenny: When I returned to New York, I went into Greg's office and told him the Giants have won the Super Bowl.

 

Greg: We are gonna have a Super Bowl Special!

 

Jenny: Where should we do this, Captain?

 

Greg: At the Izod Center near Giants Stadium?

Jenny: When?

 

Greg: Saturday. Not taped. Live. Other than clues. Unscripted. Making the first Carmen Sandiego episode to broadcast live in primetime!

 

Jenny: Yes! Spread the word to all the singers and the producers!

 

Greg: I will do that!

 

Jenny: (narrates): ACME Crime Net presents A Super Bowl Party featuring the Super Bowl Champs, the New York Football Giants. Saturday Night at 8 Eastern, 5 Pacific. Live on PBS!

 

Good Job, Mr. Mann (Jonathan Mann that is), Because the New York (Football) Giants won the Super Bowl,  that means no Super Bowl fanfic this year for me because the New England Patriots lost Super Bowl XLVI, so good luck on your Super Bowl Champions Fanfic Johnny for your New York Giants, now to finish it up my Sidefic

All UDA Instructors: I'm Gonna Marry The Night
I'm Not Gonna Cry Anymore
I'm Gonna Marry Then Ight
Leave Nothing on this street to explore

Jay (Narrating): The Opening Number of the 2012 National Drill Team Championships is still being played while the opening moments of the 2nd place of Super Bowl XLVI leading up to a good play of Hip-Hopera sung by the Girls which led to All The Girls singing a good hit by Rihanna called We Found Love while i played as Tom Brady of the New England Patriots then Turn Me On (orig. by Nicki Minaj), which leads to all of the ladies singing to that song

And when the Third Quarter came to an end The Giants were able to drive the ball to the Patriot 20 getting a field goal by Tynes, cutting the lead to 17-12. We trail by a touchdown.

But when the Fourth Question happened let's go to this voice of Cris Collinsworth while the Commodore Camille Posard of the Carlsbad Lancerettes* is singing on lead
*Carlsbad Lancerettes are my fanfics version of the Lancer Dancers from Carlsbad High School in which their Hip-Hop Routine Finished 1st in this years NDTC.

(Camille Posard is heard singing to When U Think About Me by One Vo1ce on the Varsity.com 2012 NDTC Webpage)

Camille: When you daydream does sweet marie
Stay on your mind
Or do you find yourself wishing you were here by my side
Do you wanna have responsible to get me a vote
Don't just hit me on the pager or my cell telephone
When you at the club
Is there no one else that turns you on
The way you lookin at me
I can tell you wanna get it on

Cris Collinsworth (while Camille is Singing): You would have to take your Hail Mary from a little closer. This is a long throw. Brady has a long arm.

 

 

 

Al Michaels (Ditto): Brady, flag is down on the play. The Giants have too many men on the field and the pass is incomplete. That takes them down to nine seconds.

John P.: 12 Men, Defense, 5 yard penalty, replay 2nd down.

Carlsbad Lancerettes: When you think about me
Do you think about us
Fallin in love
Do you wanna get
With me
With me
Do you think about me (tell me tell me)
Do you think about us
And making love
Do you wanna get
With me
With me

Jay: Well I Ever Heard of Camille's Voice let's hope her speaking voice could make it to ESPN 2's Airing of the National Drill Team Championships later in March!

Jay (Narrating) But Later it Comes Down to the with five seconds left in the game they're preparing for a Hail Mary in Boston just like Flutie led the Hail Mary back in 1984 as Boston College defeated Miami 47-45, but this is it as we hear from Catherine Cipris singing a Lady Gaga cover song along with the rest of The Villages Golden Girls

(The Villages Golden Girls from The Villages, FL singing to The Edge of Glory by Lady Gaga)

The Villages HS Golden Girls: I'm on the edge of glory, and I'm hanging on a moment of truth
I'm on the edge of glory, and I'm hanging on a moment with you
I'm on the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge,
I'm on the edge of glory, and I'm hanging on a moment with you
I'm on the edge with you (with you, with you, with you, with you, with you)

 

Al Michaels (over Instrumental): Brady, barring a defensive foul....

 

(Tom throws the ball 49 yards to the end zone in slow motion...)

 

Al: The game ends HERE--To the end zone! Herendez is there!

 
(The ball gets tipped away)

Catherine (singing): I'm on the edge with you.

Al: Batted in, Congowski can't get it in! INCOMPLETE!!

Jay (as Tom Brady): Yes It's Over

Al: And the New York Giants given the last rites are the Super Bowl Champs!

 

(Confetti falls all over the stadium, as the America's Got Talent Victory Music plays)

Jay (as Gus Johnson): Prep the Canyon of Heroes for the Parade, The New York Giants are Super Bowl XLVI Champions The Big Apple can swell with pride as this team didn't lose fate after it's very narrow playoff miss just a season ago they've overcomed a division overflowing with talent a playoff field with ability and now they stand tall above the rest after this memory filled run that no New Yorker will soon forget with this Giant-Size Victory they earn their way to the Lombardi Elite now this club is one of only 5 teams to win the NFL's Ultimate Prize and their celebration tonight will be massive as no doubt they earned the title of champions!

Jay (narrating): And Then Lombardi Trophy is set

Alan Roach (V/O at Lucas Oil Stadium): Ladies and Gentlemen this colts hall-of-famer has caught a championship record of 12 passes in the greatest game ever played in the 1958 NFL Championship Game please welcome Raymond Berry and the Vince Lombardi Trophy

(Lombardi Trophy Theme by David Robidoux plays)

Dan Patrick: Colts Hall-Of-Famer Raymond Berry dropping off the hardware here to present the Vince Lombardi Trophy to the World Champion New York Giants, The commissioner of the NFL Roger Goddell

Roger Goddell: It's Been an extraordinary NFL Season as far of our fans you deserve it and we thank you very much for your support tonight's game is a fitting end to that season an extraordinary game tonight and a great ending to the Giants to mayor and the Tisch Family* you are now world champions once again, Congratulations!

*Referring to the Mayor of NYC (Michael Bloomberg) and the Chairman of the NY Giants (Steve Tisch)

Jay (narrating): and so the Giants are World Champions John K. Mara is holding the Lombardi Trophy now all that's left is a Super Bowl Champs Party on PBS to be aired right here on KQED Live at 5 Saturday because my buddy Jonathan Mann will write the script after the party is over the epic Gridiron Finale will take place for All-Stars in Orlando, FL for the Final All Star Game of Football* but i can't wait to watch the Audio Webcast of the UDA Challenge Classic to kick off the 2 week festivities of the Gridiron Grand Finale so i can't wait to see the ladies scoring a Touchdown! and by the way, Eli Manning was named the Most Valuable Player. Eli Manning has gotten himself a 2012 Chevy Corvette. A Super Bowl dream is always a dream come true. And for the first time in four years, Eli screams my favorite phrase....
*As you know in my stories there's a Final All Star Game of the Football Season referring to the All-Star Gridiron Grand Finale Classic which will take place this year at the Citrus Bowl

Eli: I'M GOING TO DISNEY WORLD!!!

Jay: and Speaking of Disneyworld the girls of the UDA are staying in Orlando on Monday to kickoff the Gridiron Grand Finale All-Star Week can't wait to listen on Varsity Radio, Cue the ACME Triangle of Excellence Graphic Thing!