My name's Derringer, but you can call me Derrin. Looking forward to working with y'all! 

Nice, fresh meat for ACME...

Welcome aboard!  If you have any questions about anything please feel free to ask.  We're all pretty friendly around here, even VILE.  :)

(Thank you both, and happy new years to you too!)

OMG, I didn't see this.  Must've been Lee's giant head blocking your post on the front page! :P
Welcome to the site! *hugs*

 

 Had to say it, didn't you, Blondie?

*Clears throat* Hi...I'm here to provide the obligatory opening VILE agent taunt....

*puts on tiny reading glasses, picks up a script.* You...unfathomable go-gooder! I'll make sure you don't crock the case! I'm sorry that means "crack, crack the case..." Where was I? Oh yeah.... *ahem* My criminal ways will baffle you at every step until you collapse in a combination of exhaustion and defeat! You and your little dog too...

Waiwaiwait...Do we really have to bring the dog into this? I mean....what? Yeah, ok...No, I'm just going to read from where I left off...

Mess with VILE and you will obtain punishment worse than your mothers! You'll wish you were never born! You will perish in a netherworld of your own making! You- uh...Wow. It goes on like this for a while doesn't it? Well, you get the general idea. I'm gonna get back to actual wrongdoing now...welcome to the board...and good luck....

(Now, I am wondering why I never received such a magnificent welcome from one of VILE's emissaries... Ken, that was absolutely marvelous. :) )

Welcome to ACME, Miss Derringer.

 

 Ohhh, now I'm shaking in my boots. *smirks*

 

(Thanks for the welcomes all around :D)