It makes me happy to hear of your grand-daughter's safe return Everard-san.

Hey boss... I'm gonna need the 27th off... Doctor's appointment, you see...

This may be something of interest, sir: http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/augchk2.png

Chief, if Nina fails her next exam, can I have her spot for the seasonal 4-day retreat and team building?

What're you doing for the Fourth, sir?

Cheif, I have taken some Egytian treasure from the Muesum of Natural History in New York. Send your best agent to stop me if you can!

Chief, we may have a problem with ACME agents on assignment in Europe. The recent volcanic eruptions in Iceland have left a cloud of ash over the continent that is wreaking havoc on air travel, causing numerous flights to be grounded. Do we have any type of contingency plan for agent transport?

Heard you weren't in Venice either, Chief? How was the New Year?

How is it going Chief sir... It has been awhile and I have been gone due to Doc's Death and Im sorry I have not been around for awhile... If I may Ask do I still have a place here In ACME with everyone???

Hey Chief sir, I was talking to Dan.. the senior detective on Case of the Ripped off Revival... can I join as backup this late in the game?

Hey Chief. Just wondering, how do you undo an accidental report?

Good afternoon Chief Weller,
Transfer to San Francisco sounds like a very generous proposal I will gladly accept, though I have been contacted by Agent West from Quebec who has asked if I could assist in the investigation underway up there. From Detroit, I could reach Montreal in a matter of hours and with your approval I would like to forestall relocation until after West feels my presence is no longer necessary. Does this work with you?
Regards,
Agent Thomas Hobbes

hey chief my first reply on La Vie de Luxe was part of the RPG and not crimson and herculer RP thanks and keep on the a good work...

Hey Chief, now that the ACME database is fully digital, guess you don't need us to scan typed reports anymore.

May we upgrade the ACME airfield to handle night and IFR flights? It'll be rather expensive, but helpful with how agents are in and out at all hours.

Cannot Await to be Part of ACME Chief!!!! See you soon at the recruiting Party

Chief, have you reviewed my request to head back to Aus for Oct?

Hey Chief. I've got a good idea for a vehicle in the guess the car game. Let me know if you're interested.

I'll be in London soon, going to drop by 30 Duke Street in the West End to see what all this pipe smoking is about. Recommendations, Chief?

SIr, I found something weird while sifting through the web logs. Someone's been spending 3 hours a day at an Internet Solitaire website.

Ikbleh gon wanta tala wiggity-waggity molot malagargle!

Chief, I found mice in the server room. That's why Internal Services went down.

Why, Chief, that is a very fashionable pipe... Pas mal...