3-19-2011

Most of you know that I fight against C.H.A.S.M., but that's just the tip of the criminal iceberg.  For starters, there's my evil imperfect clone, Sherlac.  He's more mischevious than an actuall threat.  Then there's Cactus Pete, the One-Armed Bandit.  No really, he has one arm, but that doesn't make him less dangerous for he can modify the probability of something happening.  There's also Hydromage who combines water with illusion.  And let's not forget Dr. Pyro with a flamethrower for an arm.  I also deal with ordinary criminals, but those aren't much of a callenge.

Oh, and in case you're wondering, Jack is on his Honeymoon in Florida, so he wont be back for a week.

-Hyperguy

3-6-2011

The times I'm not being a superhero, I'm mostly being a college student.  I'm studing filmmaking at the local community college.  I'm starting to realize is that I don't belong behind the camera but in front of it.  Maybe I'll take some acting classes next semester.

-Hyperguy

3-3-2011

Sources have inform me that Jack Rippre has been told by his father, Frederick Stienberg, that he must marry before he can inheiret C.H.A.S.M.  I'm sure that Jack will heed his father's wishes, but I know that some of the girls here will not be excited by this.

-Hyperguy

2-28-2011

I has come to my attention that my archnemisis, Jack Rippre has been spotted in the area.  Who knows what sceme he's up to.  Better be on the lookout

-Hyperguy

suplemental

I have had a terrible morning.  Rose Thorn has rejected me like all the other girls in my reletively short life.  My problem is I'm too direct.  If only I knew when was the appropirate time to tell a girl you like them.  Oh well, I hope the afternoon will be good.

-Hyperguy

2-26-2011

I have had an encounter with Rose Thorn's nemisis, Splam Sperdock.  He told me some things on Rose.  His name reminds me of spam.  It makes me hungry.

-Hyperguy

2-25-2011

Today was a big day for me. My application to ACME has been finalized.  I have already met some of my fellow agents: Rose Torn, Deric Storm, and Swedish Fish.  I gave Rose a compliment and she went attempted to cut my head off.  Thankfully, my powers of Dimensional Distortion saved me for now.  I think she wants me to be her slave. I will have to talk to her.  To be honest, I kind of like her. I have never been intimidated in my life, and it's somewhat pleasing.

-Hyperguy