Joint Post Between Philo and E. Mayhem
Philo stooped in front of the soda machine grabbing can after can of generic red canned soda pop until he had a five dollar armload. Most likely they were all for him, and most likely they were bought so that Philo could work downstairs in the garage on a big project for hours without coming back for air. Nothing bothered Philo about a full engine overhal, not even the exhaust, but he was a human being, and he got thirsty.
The last few days had
been surprisingly quiet considering that she'd basically presented a new person
to the staff of ACME. Somewhere between her paperwork as a 'Supervising
Detective' and plans on moving out of the dorms E had happy yet busy. It seemed
that this transfer in persona would be easier than expected. Or so she thought
as she made her way to her 'office's nearest soda machine and found a familiar
face.
"Hey." she said calmly, for a moment forgetting
who was saying hello now. After a beat she paused and looked up at him again.
Oh.
Philo looked up, then back at his pile of sodas, which came down in a clatter
over the break room table. His mouth opened, then closed, then opened.
"Y-you....you're deh, uh, you're deh girl from ACME Boston, right?"
There was a longer pause and a nod. "Yeah. E. Mayhem." she answered
softly. After a quiet cough she continued. "I wasn't sure if you'd
remember me... its been a few years..." Maybe it was more that she hoped
he did.
"Of course I remember...Boston Speedway, 2007....I stole dat darn starter
light, you took deh chase...things got rough....I made you fall off your
bike...It was deh first itme I ever felt guilty for bein' a crook....In some
crazy way, I owe you my new life..."
E's eyes widened just a bit. "...I'm uh, I'm glad that it could have such
an effect on you..." There was an awkward pause, like the way she
remembered it wasn't nearly as impressive. "Boston Speedway was my first
VILE Case, and the first time I got a reprimand for reckless actions... not my
last one either..."
"Ain't it always deh way when you're a lackey...I got it from my end too.
Anyways, I've been wantin' teh find yas and tell yas I'm sorry, but you ain't
been around." Philo gave a shrug. "It's been a while though, maybe at
some point I woulda done it better, but..."
She chuckled lightly. "You've got nothing to apologize for. Honestly...
its just a part of the job. Things happen." There was a little smile that
formed on her face. "But I appreciate it. It’s not very often that the
people I chase after apologize."
"It ain't often leopards change deir spots either..." Philo reached
down to gather up his sodas again. "Well, you got some stuff t'do and so
do I. I'll see yeh around deh break room..."
"Yeah, I should probably get back to my... workspace." Stepping
backwards towards her temporary 'office' she waved. "I'll see you
around..."
"Yeah..." Philo took a few
steps away, then turned around and said. " By deh way, I hope you're
better at catchin' crooks than you was at makin' oil changes." With that
he was gone for certain.
Watching the doors close behind Philo E stood silent for a moment before
laughing loudly for a few moments and shaking her head. "Thanks, Philo..."
By Carmen 701 Days AgoThere's a hidden jest in here, am I following correctly? (Well written, my apologies for getting to this so late.)

