Dear Journal,

for some odd reason today, I feel like singing Christmas carols, or at least VILE versions of them.

I know it's nowhere near Christmas but I can't help myself.

Luckily VILE Bot doesn't seem to mind. That's one of the advantages of travelling with a robot I guess.

While VILE Bot continues to fly us to ****** (still not telling you :P) let me regale you with a song I came up with [ok I actually ripped it off from an existing Christmas carol but hey, I'm a thief, it's what I do]

Jingle Bells, ACME smells, Carmen got away

The Leaning Tower's disappeared, I wonder who's to blame :P

Jingle Bells, Who's that in red? It isn't Santa Claus!

When will ACME ever learn, chasing Carmen's a lost cause!!!

Not bad huh? Hyuk hyuk! I can't help my Christmas mood. I think it's because I know I'll be getting a nice, shiny new toy soon....

Lotsa laughs,

Joe