El Capitan had had an intresting few months, all things considered. First there was that thing with the interdimensional Walrus where he barely escaped being eaten by Quantem Zombies. Then there was the time he had to slay a giant soul-sucking monster made completely out of eyeballs. After that there was the whole trapped in the Strange Matter dimension and the Belldandy frame up. And his favorite, the Duel with Destiny and Death. But it was worth it because now he owned Excaliber and it's Sheath, the exact and proper method of Resurrection, the original manuscript of Bram Stoker's Dracula, a Chupacabra, a map showing the locations of the Cities of Gold and Silver, and of course the Colossus of Rhodes.

As El Capitan sat in the dark pondering his next move; the phone rang. It was one of his men saying they located the City of Caesars and Antillia. When he hung up El Capitan thought "Huh. I wonder if Carmen would want the Colossus of Rhodes."