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Splam Sperdock
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9 November, 2008 V.I.L.E.
This is it!  Where the masterminds exercise their rights to be "thick as thieves".  We do excercise a careful scree
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8 September, 2011 Uncategorized 2 comments
Pumpkin is not a term of endearment, nor a term of dislike. 'Nuff said. Do zwycięstwa! Ogórek  ... Read more
11 August, 2011 Uncategorized 3 comments
Dear World, To all you Einsteins out there: What does ACME stand for? *Tick, Tock, Tick, Tock* Because seriously I will start... Read more
15 July, 2011 Uncategorized 3 comments
  This Takes Place A Year Ago. (A couple lines thanks to Rose Thorn. The color isn't my official color yet.)   &nb... Read more
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151 Days Ago
Splam_Sperdock posted a comment on Rose_Thorn's profile:
Oh? It was your Birthday? Oh pots of flowers, I must have forgotten. Oh well...

253 Days Ago
Splam_Sperdock posted a comment on Splam_Sperdock's blog entry:
Because...it would be awkward...because I've called nicknameless ACME agents...

254 Days Ago
Splam_Sperdock wrote a blog entry: Important Notice
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Splam_Sperdock posted a comment on Splam_Sperdock's blog entry:
Thank you very much, Xavier. Rose, you just have to put your foo...

262 Days Ago
Splam_Sperdock posted a comment on Rose_Thorn's profile:
Pots of flowers! You're not very fun, are you? *sigh* *Dismantles phon...

281 Days Ago
Splam_Sperdock posted a comment on Splam_Sperdock's blog entry:
Aha, so it was an acronym! Thank you, Dr. Conrad, for directing me to that pa...

Character Dossier
Current Status:Surely there are better things to do than sit in a jail for a year...
Nick Name:SOS, Splammy, Ossy (Preferably not those though, if you have any compassion)
Physique:Average
Eye Color:Green
Hair Color:Black
Character Quote:"Oh really?"

"Why do the good guys always lose, yet everyone says they actually won?"

"Pots of flowers!"
Character Background:Once upon a time there was born a boy whose parents named him Splam Sperdock...that was his downfall.
Ask anyone with a strange name and you will find that a lonely road is all they ever have known.
His only sister and great friend was killed two years ago. Maybe that was why he joined VILE. Ever since that day he has been the guardian of Matthias, his now 5 year old nephew.
He hasn't had a real successful career in that field, multiply times he has been put in jail. And just recently he has been released after spending a long, lonely year in jail, it also helped him look at his life in a different light.
Personality:He likes being precise and he schedules most of his 'jobs'. He is neat and he tries to do things cleanly...but unfortunately everything He does, doesn't work out the way he plans it...
He doesn't like to be humble, but he considers himself one of the worst thieves ever.
He is kind to certain people (little kids mostly) and he hardly ever holds grudges...
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