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Sir Vile
Agency
9 November, 2008
V.I.L.E.
This is it! Where the masterminds exercise their rights to be "thick as thieves". We do excercise a careful scree
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Late in the year, under sunlight unyielding,
As the grass once green turned grey and brittle,
Vile slumped in his cell with a ... Read more
Character Dossier
| Character Background: | ACME Criminal Recordkeeping--Dossier #182 Subject Name: Unknown Subject Alias: Sir Vile Sex: Male Height: 6'4" (with armor) Weight: 289 lbs (with armor) Eye Color: Unknown Hair Color: Unknown A convicted criminal known for wearing European plate mail. Intelligence indicates he has been employed by international thief and ringleader of V.I.L.E. conglomerate, Carmen Sandiego, for the entirety of his criminal career. Psychological analysis indicates that the subject suffers delusions of knighthood and chivalry that are deeply rooted to his psyche, so per statute #237 of the Treatise on the Treatment of Mentally Unstable Individuals, it is prohibited for ACME to forcefully remove his armor. This results in a lack of information regarding his true history or identity. (Subject has voluntarily removed certain pieces during imprisonment, but has not been seen without his helmet. The helmet muffles his voice so completely that experts have not been able to judge which language he speaks, if any, making interrogation difficult.) Criminal History: (20 May, 2007) British Museum, London. Attempted robbery of the Papyrus of Ani. Incarcerated 21 May, escaped 28 May after breakout staged by Carmen Sandiego. (12 Dec, 2007) Gallerie dell' Accademia, Venice. Theft of Vitruvian Man. Captured and incarcerated 14 Dec, 2006, released 20 Feb, 2009 after serving sentence. (21 May, 2009) Tower of London, London. Theft of the Imperial Crown of --continued on next page-- |
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Profile Comments
By Ken_U_Belevitt 969 Days AgoSorry about your imprisonment. Here, I baked you a cake with a book of sudoku puzzles in it, to pass the time.
By Carmen 989 Days AgoI am thoroughly impressed with your progress in "Case of the Knight-Errand". While I won't congratulate you until the story ends, should you require support, it is yours.
By Patty-Larceny 1091 Days AgoIs that a crack in your armor? Heehee :)
By Justice 1101 Days AgoV.I.L.E. finally has a Sir Vile! *g* cool!
By Vic-the-Slick 1101 Days AgoAnd here I thought I was the only schmuck nobody understands.
[OOC: Welcome t' the place!]