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| Current Status: | If enough people keep moving George Kaplan’s things around, the world begins to look a place inhabited by a man named George Kaplan. |
| Nick Name: | 'Euge (pronounced "Huge"), Mr. G, Earl Jr. |
| Physique: | Average |
| Eye Color: | Brown |
| Hair Color: | Black |
| Character Quote: | A good landing is one you can walk away from; a great landing is one where the aircraft can be flown again. |
| Character Background: | Growing up in Dutch Harbor, Alaska, Eugene learned to fly almost before he learned to walk. When he was 16, Euge was sent by his widower father to live with his uncle while he finished high school. Right out of high school, Euge joined the marine corps to fly V-22's. Medically discharged in his 4th year of service, Euge spent time earning his doctorate in aerospace engineering before joining a small startup aerospace company. As a result, he became a test pilot, accumulating stick time in every flying machine imaginable, with some well funded, if questionable transport jobs on the side. |
| Personality: | Anywhere outside the cockpit, Euge is a soft spoken, somewhat apathetic character. On several occasions, Euge has been accused of sleepwalking, despite being wide awake. He has a tendency to stay out of verbal sparring matches, despite evidence of being able to hold his own in debate. When behind the stick, Euge becomes a different man, awake, alert, and sharp eyed. He never loses his cool, even in the face of complete disaster. Euge always hides his eyes behind either a visor or aviator sunglasses; he has allowed very few people to look him in the eye. |
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By DetectiveAwesome 243 Days AgoLooking mean, Mr. Grovington! ACME labs just came up with some aeronautical industrial adhesive... you know, to keep your coffee cup safely planted on the top of the jets when you're rushing off at the speed of sound... plus, it's soluble with peanut butter to keep your paint job intact.
By Ken_U_Belevitt 273 Days AgoWell aren't we all big and straight-laced and square-jawed.....
By Patty-Larceny 402 Days Ago(Loved your last post, Huge Jeans! Happy New Year!)
By Chase 436 Days AgoTaking the Holidays off this year? I hear a new diamond mine air-survey account is up for grabs in Siberia. They only want Russian nationals though, but I think you could pass for one just fine with the right papers.
By Vic-the-Slick 546 Days AgoLong time no see, that a new hair cut, fly boy?





