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E Mayhem
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9 November, 2008 ACME
Home of ACME's finest!  We've put hundreds of criminals behind bars, many of them from a well-known group led by a&
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12 November, 2011 Uncategorized 0 comments
(This is another little blurb written quite a while ago... E hated company Christmas parties.  Enjoy!)   ...I don't ... Read more
12 November, 2011 Uncategorized 1 comments
(This was a 'what if' scenario written for E Mayhem a few years ago now.  If E retired early, in my head this means most li... Read more
13 May, 2010 Uncategorized 1 comments
( For the first part of this please visit   http://carmensandiego.info/blogs/entry/Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes-Turn-and-Face... Read more
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Character Dossier
Nick Name:Agent E. Mayhem, E
Physique:Average
Eye Color:Blue
Hair Color:Auburn
Character Quote:"You chase a crook, you kick them into jail and you're home before SCRUBS. Its just simple."

"I'll even take you out for a bee-" Her words were cut off, realizing that Sayte was underage. "Ice Cream if he's at home. Nothing makes a confrontation with another agent feel better than a nice, tall, frosty... ice cream."

"[Goodie Goodie] Chase... if you talk to me like that again I'm going to shove my foot up your [gumdrop]!" Mayhem growled out, taking her blackberry out now that the speed was down to a measly 71mph and tossing it to Sarah. "Sarah, call Germany's ACME offices... we'll need an air surveillance team and a few officers..." Her hands gripped the wheel tight again, this time in frustration. "There. Are you happy?" she asked the voice in her wrist. "I lost the [goody] audi."

Short of listening to Barry Manilow on an infinate loop she was now in her own personal circle of hell.
Character Background:<ACME Detective Agency Employee Records
<<Agent 567353
<<<Eleanor Catherine Mayhem

Eleanor Catherine Mayhem was born July 25, 1984 in Gary, IN.

EDUCATION
- Graduate of University of Illinois
-- Internship with Chicago Police Department 26th Precinct
--- Bachelors in Criminology and Police Sciences

EMPLOYMENT HISTORY
- Hired by ACME Detective Agency Boston Branch November 07
-- Worked as Interoffice Agent with ACME San Francisco branch under Chase Devineaux from March 08 to Jan 09
--- Promoted to ACME Boston Branch Case Director Jan 09
----Transfer to ACME San Francisco Branch as Senior Detective Dec 09
---- Promoted to Inspector February 11

TRAINING
- ACME Training Facilities
-- Basic Firearms
-- Advanced Firearms
-- Basic Police Self Defense
-- Basic Defensive Automobile Maneuvering
-- Advanced Defensive Automobile Maneuvering
-- Basic SCUBA
-- Basic First Aid and CPR

ACCESS TO REMAINING EMPLOYEE INFORMATION DENIED. PLEASE CONTACT ACME RECORDS DEPT, EXT. 3967




<ACME Detective Agency Top Secret Files
<<ACCESS: RESTRICTED
<<<Subject: Eleanor Catherine Mayhem

==Accepted to ACME Special Operations Training Program March 09
==Artificially produced name and history of Melissa Wayward for use in Special Operations granted by request.
==Involvement with Special Operations has ceased since February 2011.

==Current Rank: Inspector
==Clearance Level: Gamma
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  • Chip_MastersBy Chip_Masters 81 Days Ago
    I fixed that problem you were having with the network.
  • NevonBy Nevon 582 Days Ago
    Hey, weren't you a supervising detective here in SF a few months ago? *wonders if he should avoid supervisors*
  • Lee-JordanBy Lee-Jordan 618 Days Ago
    (Mate, great when you list out your credentials like all the ACME Elites LOL. I've to do that, ai?)
  • Patty-LarcenyBy Patty-Larceny 619 Days Ago
    Hey don't you look familiar?
  • Duck-KingBy Duck-King 631 Days Ago
    WUD UP E-BABY!!!!