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E Mayhem
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9 November, 2008
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| Nick Name: | Agent E. Mayhem, E |
| Physique: | Average |
| Eye Color: | Blue |
| Hair Color: | Auburn |
| Character Quote: | "You chase a crook, you kick them into jail and you're home before SCRUBS. Its just simple." "I'll even take you out for a bee-" Her words were cut off, realizing that Sayte was underage. "Ice Cream if he's at home. Nothing makes a confrontation with another agent feel better than a nice, tall, frosty... ice cream." "[Goodie Goodie] Chase... if you talk to me like that again I'm going to shove my foot up your [gumdrop]!" Mayhem growled out, taking her blackberry out now that the speed was down to a measly 71mph and tossing it to Sarah. "Sarah, call Germany's ACME offices... we'll need an air surveillance team and a few officers..." Her hands gripped the wheel tight again, this time in frustration. "There. Are you happy?" she asked the voice in her wrist. "I lost the [goody] audi." Short of listening to Barry Manilow on an infinate loop she was now in her own personal circle of hell. |
| Character Background: | <ACME Detective Agency Employee Records <<Agent 567353 <<<Eleanor Catherine Mayhem Eleanor Catherine Mayhem was born July 25, 1984 in Gary, IN. EDUCATION - Graduate of University of Illinois -- Internship with Chicago Police Department 26th Precinct --- Bachelors in Criminology and Police Sciences EMPLOYMENT HISTORY - Hired by ACME Detective Agency Boston Branch November 07 -- Worked as Interoffice Agent with ACME San Francisco branch under Chase Devineaux from March 08 to Jan 09 --- Promoted to ACME Boston Branch Case Director Jan 09 ----Transfer to ACME San Francisco Branch as Senior Detective Dec 09 ---- Promoted to Inspector February 11 TRAINING - ACME Training Facilities -- Basic Firearms -- Advanced Firearms -- Basic Police Self Defense -- Basic Defensive Automobile Maneuvering -- Advanced Defensive Automobile Maneuvering -- Basic SCUBA -- Basic First Aid and CPR ACCESS TO REMAINING EMPLOYEE INFORMATION DENIED. PLEASE CONTACT ACME RECORDS DEPT, EXT. 3967 <ACME Detective Agency Top Secret Files <<ACCESS: RESTRICTED <<<Subject: Eleanor Catherine Mayhem ==Accepted to ACME Special Operations Training Program March 09 ==Artificially produced name and history of Melissa Wayward for use in Special Operations granted by request. ==Involvement with Special Operations has ceased since February 2011. ==Current Rank: Inspector ==Clearance Level: Gamma |
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By Chip_Masters 81 Days AgoI fixed that problem you were having with the network.
By Nevon 582 Days AgoHey, weren't you a supervising detective here in SF a few months ago? *wonders if he should avoid supervisors*
By Lee-Jordan 618 Days Ago(Mate, great when you list out your credentials like all the ACME Elites LOL. I've to do that, ai?)
By Patty-Larceny 619 Days AgoHey don't you look familiar?
By Duck-King 631 Days AgoWUD UP E-BABY!!!!