23 October, 2012 Uncategorized 2 comments
A lucid dream is any dream in which one is aware that one is dreaming. The term was coined by the Dutch psychiatrist and writer ... Read more
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(This is another little blurb written quite a while ago... E hated company Christmas parties. Enjoy!) ...I don't ... Read more
12 November, 2011 Uncategorized 1 comments
(This was a 'what if' scenario written for E Mayhem a few years ago now. If E retired early, in my head this means most li... Read more
|Nick Name:||Agent E. Mayhem, E|
|Character Quote:||"You chase a crook, you kick them into jail and you're home before SCRUBS. Its just simple." |
"I'll even take you out for a bee-" Her words were cut off, realizing that Sayte was underage. "Ice Cream if he's at home. Nothing makes a confrontation with another agent feel better than a nice, tall, frosty... ice cream."
"[Goodie Goodie] Chase... if you talk to me like that again I'm going to shove my foot up your [gumdrop]!" Mayhem growled out, taking her blackberry out now that the speed was down to a measly 71mph and tossing it to Sarah. "Sarah, call Germany's ACME offices... we'll need an air surveillance team and a few officers..." Her hands gripped the wheel tight again, this time in frustration. "There. Are you happy?" she asked the voice in her wrist. "I lost the [goody] audi."
Short of listening to Barry Manilow on an infinate loop she was now in her own personal circle of hell.
|Character Background:||<ACME Detective Agency Employee Records|
<<<Eleanor Catherine Mayhem
Eleanor Catherine Mayhem was born July 25, 1984 in Gary, IN.
- Graduate of University of Illinois
-- Internship with Chicago Police Department 26th Precinct
--- Bachelors in Criminology and Police Sciences
- Hired by ACME Detective Agency Boston Branch November 07
-- Worked as Interoffice Agent with ACME San Francisco branch under Chase Devineaux from March 08 to Jan 09
--- Promoted to ACME Boston Branch Case Director Jan 09
----Transfer to ACME San Francisco Branch as Senior Detective Dec 09
---- Promoted to Inspector February 11
- ACME Training Facilities
-- Basic Firearms
-- Advanced Firearms
-- Basic Police Self Defense
-- Basic Defensive Automobile Maneuvering
-- Advanced Defensive Automobile Maneuvering
-- Basic SCUBA
-- Basic First Aid and CPR
ACCESS TO REMAINING EMPLOYEE INFORMATION DENIED. PLEASE CONTACT ACME RECORDS DEPT, EXT. 3967
<ACME Detective Agency Top Secret Files
<<<Subject: Eleanor Catherine Mayhem
==Accepted to ACME Special Operations Training Program March 09
==Artificially produced name and history of Melissa Wayward for use in Special Operations granted by request.
==Involvement with Special Operations has ceased since February 2011.
==Current Rank: Inspector
==Clearance Level: Gamma
- By Chip_Masters 550 Days Ago
- By Nevon 1052 Days AgoHey, weren't you a supervising detective here in SF a few months ago? *wonders if he should avoid supervisors*
- By Lee-Jordan 1087 Days Ago(Mate, great when you list out your credentials like all the ACME Elites LOL. I've to do that, ai?)
- By Patty-Larceny 1089 Days AgoHey don't you look familiar?
- By Duck-King 1100 Days AgoWUD UP E-BABY!!!!