OK, I give up. Where did you put my apartment building's AC system?

I'm lazy, but we need to talk.

Happy belated!

Happy Birthday, Carmen!

Happy birthday!!! If I could look up to any criminal mastermind, it would be you.

I suppose I'm tardy in giving you birthday wishes, so before it's too late, happy birthday!

Happy happy, Carmen

Happy Birthday Carmen! hope you don't spend your special day plotting your latest CRIME! I wish you the best and I hope you have a great day.
Your VILE friend,
Justin Case :)

They're wishing you 'Happy Birthday' on the social networks. We might as well do it here too, but since nobody we've interrogated knows where you are... I'm going to leave the cake and candles in one of the eleven-circuit labyrinths under Grace Cathedral. I know it's not the Parisian Catacombs, but who has time to indulge that kind of hobby anymore?

checking in Carmen. it's been so long since ive been on. hope your doing well boss. :)

Aaron

Spa privileges, while you've gone off, can I use them up? Purrrrrdy pleasy?

I have to ask. Do you ever wish you'd stayed with us at ACME? Was looking for a greater challenge really worth abandoning your conscience and everything you'd worked so hard to accomplish? I just don't see the logic, Carmen. Then again, there's nothing logical about you.

Still at the world expo in Shanghai?

((Ai, are you online?))

Say boss. Do you want me to teach you how to fight like I do sometime? No charge.

Now that Kenny's back, we're out of foil again.

So you are the Head Honcho of VILE...Woah!!!

The ACME holding cells were great. The cafeteria especially: aluminum....everywhere....I've never felt so secure.

Ah, Ms. Carmen Sandiego. Still up to your old tricks, I see. I hope you're ready for a challenge, because I plan to give you one.

What do you think of my updates?

The thing ya want me doing s'all set. Got some contacts from the other indie group, think they're trustworthy enough for that part, but it's gonna be a pain in the quid, 3 and two pairs of twins, being exact.

Thought you'd like to know, there's a Blue Moon this month. December 2 is the first full moon of the month, and the second is on December 31--coincidentally on New Year's Eve.

Boss im back but im in disguise so i'll be watching your back and dont worry it's going to be alright

The Great Carmen Sandiego huh??? Well Cannot wait to meet you I mean arrest you...

I herd you are the best I hope to see that

*does a Punch Combo in the air*

Hey, Carmen....Sarah is insisting we road trip this whole caper. Think maybe you can leave us some care packs? The usual United States coordinates will be fine, we'll be passing by 5 of them.

Hiroshima... Thanks for the reminder. Have you gone through all the pictures?

I think it's high time I take Vic's spot as your right hand. That last caper you sent him to, sucked. How about it? :D

Did they name Red Hat Linux after your choice of wardrobe?

Sorry for being gone, Boss. Sold a fortune, lost a fortune, like they say!

Can I PLEASE sleep in your room tonight? You're not at HQ, and it's the only room with a jacuzzi. :D

Where in the world are you?

I saw a blonde in a red trenchcoat on the L-Taraval today... One of your decoys?

The... ah, package came for you. *wide smile*

Carmen is definitely a Pisces.

Roter Riesling? Rare taste - nice rose color, still a white wine - always figured you like them sweet

I have a 1992 Gutzler Pinot Noir Rosé BA that I'm thinking about decantering soon, it's 17.

I have it on a very reliable source that there is a woman in a red trenchcoat gallivanting around stealing priceless artifacts, and also that the law enforcement of the entire world is helpless to stop her thieving ways. You need to take care during your freedom-fighting operations, Carmen, so you're not mistaken for whoever this female master-thief is.

Have a happy birthday, Carmen!

Boom baby! Happy Birthday! *dances*

Heheeeeey! It's your birthday! :D

Have a great one, Carmen!

Have a grooooovay birthday!

Yeahum, I'm in jail, they won't let me talk much. Hehhehheh, Happy B-Day doll!

Back in the day, birthdays were more important than new years. Best wishes for this one!

Ay, best of the best to you, Miss!

Happy happy happy birthday! Why is everyone so fast to post?

I like being early! Happy BDay red lady!!! cake? party favors? *grin*

I thought long and hard about what I was going to say here... but it's 4 AM now and I have little. Hence... Happy Birthday...

Happy Birthday, Ms Mystery!

First class clues, can't wait for more, mate!

Do you dabble in software piracy or do you just do brick-and-mortar theft?

Carmen! Carmen! Can I go with Sarah to see Twilight? And can you have the lights shut so we can pretend to sneak out?

Yeahum, Carmen, ACME's turning coprolite and calling jails "internee detainment facilities". Does this mean I gotta change all the "Get outta jail free" cards?

Are you planning a heist this new year's? Please say yes!

Lovly place, mate!

What are you up to, Carmen?